Thanks for reading my brutally honest day in the life of raising a family!

Well, before I start, I may have to throw in there I failed English so grammar and punctuation won’t be a strong point.

when I’m passionate about something I type as I speak so there will most likely be a few geordie words hoyed in at points of this blog.

If you don’t want to read a blog about a fat tired stressed potty mouth Mam which does nout but shout NO and mutters fuck sake under her breath(and not so under her breath) 234 million times a day then this really isn’t the blog for you.


Let me tell you a little about myself and my tribe.
I’m Lisa the “Mam” a sarcastic hot mamma is what some may say, others, maybe a fat alcoholic with a Miss Trunchbull bun, either or works for me.

My short story

I went travelling to Australia, Thailand and Indonesia had the best year of my life. I then fell pregnant 6 months later to my EX (The Dad).
I know that this is the point where I should say my life was only just beginning but really it was over. Doomed. Done for.
When I’m not fighting my way through daily tasks with my offspring I am working as a full time support worker. I do genuinely love my job! It’s my sanity as I am sure many working parents can agree. * Big up to all those single stay at home parents!*

“The Dad” is a hard working full time vending fella (does something with snacks n cans) this may be the one and only time I’m nice during my blogging but he really is the best dad and my favourite team mate to take on my terrible two.

“The kids” my first born, beautiful, intelligent Poppy (4), best word to describe her is nuts. She is the most dramatic, funny little character. Then my second, Arnie (1) , mischievous, handsome, loveable little demon.

So, I’m gunna leave you with a rather disturbing mental image of me, I’m currently in the bath, nearly overflowing no bubbles left, it’s gone cold, but by god it’s the happiest I’ve been all day! Peace, quiet and wine. Oh I may mention wine a lot, just me best friend- been there through thick and thin. Oh wait one child is singing baby shark in bed and the other has come in for the toilet for the 2nd time in 10 minutes. But I love my kids I really do, but my god do they test me. Like all parents I’m sure, but I’ve been wanting to write a daily, weekly or whenever I can arsedly blog for a while. I hope you all find it Whitty, honest and relatable.